#i’m sure in 1986 that didnt sound as gay as it does now
well fuck you too
Welcome to San Francisco
My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
please don’t stick a tree up your ass
IM GOING TO SHOVE A TREE UP MY ASS
Please dont shove it up. Cant you just plant a tree up there?
I AM GOING TO PLANT A TREE UP MY ASS
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards
"Even the prettiest flower can be poisonous."
Seven Word Story (via intensional)
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
THE BACKGROUND IS A SUBTLE GRADIENT STOP SAYING IT’S A SINGLE SHADE
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
Confession: “I think Sarah had a lot of character potential. I wish she wasn’t killed off in the beginning. Although, it did play a huge role i. The game and affected Joel’s actions, words, and decisions.”
Send in confessions!
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs